February 2011
1 tag
My birthday gifts from Derek lmfao
Shit happens. And since I'm the shit, I'm who it...
January 2011
That awkward moment when you ask for messages and...
sunshine-sannycakes:
this makes me feel so lame. -____-
Faceboooooooooook
when girls have the worst DP like:
& everyone’s like *OMG hot, i love ur smile there*
& I’m all like:
29958.) I'm lying. I'm not going to let myself get...
kitziebitziespider:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
DINKLEBERRRRRRG.
Put a percent in my ask box ♥
skipxd:
carsonmitchell:
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
15% Uh.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
45% Awh.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?
DO THAT whats spongebob is pointing at dooo it !
Reblog if you are naked under your clothes.
undertheebed:
-stayedge:
undertheebed:
dirty disgusting whores.
Kid Cudi's birthday is like a national holiday on...
cudizone1:
Why is everyone sad about being forever alone of...
ejcorpuz:
The only reason why we don’t we have anyone, is cause we’re all too beautiful for everyone to handle.
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
